Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I have already put on my inside pants.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Dick very happy bro
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
