How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
We are two peas in an std pod
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
