can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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