Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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