Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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