After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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