Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
dude. I can hear the air.
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