Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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