her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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