She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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