This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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