sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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