gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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