That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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