Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hey! you should come over!
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