I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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