ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
