oh god the rape fog is back!
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
well most of my day revolves around power hour
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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