Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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