As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
