I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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