i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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