The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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