We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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