Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
