Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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