I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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