Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Randomize
