Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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