This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
