Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
So apparently I’m into choking now
The ass gains better be worth it
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