She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I will be naked everywhere
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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