i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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