in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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