I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
