he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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