Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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