If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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