It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
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