quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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