Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
