hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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