is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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