he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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