nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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