I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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