I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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