You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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