the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
