you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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